15 Creative Ways to Build a Bestseller

1. Call up Oprah.
2. Stalk Oprah. (strike that, please disregard)
3. Recruit 1 million fans on Facebook.
4. 1 million fans on Facebook all buy the book.
5. Build an aluminum "weather balloon," release it and tell the national media my kid is on board, all the while holding the book in my hands.
6. Tell everyone I am Abraham Lincoln reincarnated and these are my words of business wisdom.
7. Blog like there is no tomorrow.
8. Tweet like there is no tomorrow.
9. Go visit Stephen King and ask him to write the book.
10. Start a national radio show ... sell the book.
11. Get a job as a national football coach, tell everyone I wrote a book.
12. Get a job as CEO ... again, here is my book.
13. Get a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart and harass folks to buy.
14. Crash the Royal Wedding.
15. Drop a picture of the book at the end of my post and ask you the reader to forward it on to the millions in the blog-o-sphere ... please!

Out in February 2012.